Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via the-dreams-we-share)

my-herbal-journey:

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

This is my life but roommates instead of parents.

h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

(Source: lunar-vee, via mulaneysbutt)

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via pizza)

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

(via pizza)

(Source: givingaway, via hellogiggles)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via pizza)

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(Source: quotethat, via pizza)